a song

moose moose, in the nature reserve

getting shot at like they say it deserves

silly americans and their silly guns

with their pregnant daughters and obese sons



sweet home alabama or so they say

down there they love to bash the gay

kavi better not go there, he'd just get mirked

but that's if he didn't just blow them up first



so back to the song i mentioned above

some of their band members died in a story i love

they were on this plane going on tour

then the engines blew up and it hit the floor


so like half the members died and the plane was debris

but 3 days before they had relelased this cd: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/StreetSurvivorsFlames.jpg

oh how i lol at the ironic cover

but now i've digressed from those american mother(s)




in the us they hunt anything that moves

eg deer, fowl, moose and jews

but i don't get why they hunt the meese

like their tolerance to muslims, i think it should cease

meese aren't like deer cos they barely move

maybe theyre hunted so the rednecks can prove

that theyre so much more manlier than the rest of the nation

or maybe they just want to let out frustration



that they can't shoot an animal it's difficult to kill

so instead they resort to this low level skill

of hunting an animal that their country loves

despite its antlers being shaped like oven gloves



apparently there people give dead animals as presents to their spouses

in the form you see where people hang their skulls and shit in houses

see a deer's antlers look way more cool

than a moose's as a general rule


cos theyre all pointy and therefore can hurt you more

but wouldnt you feel threatened as you walked through the door

of a house where dead stuff was everywhere?

a deer skull here, a bearskin there


i'd feel like i'd be about to be shot

by those crazy rednecks who just haven't got

a clue which other 'race' they should attack or blame

beacause to americans us 'foreigners' are exactly the same



i'll stop now because it's late and im tired of trying to rhyme everything i want to write :D