arghh when's this frickin' tennis game going to finish? not that i have anything better to do. it's 22:23 and murray and 'the other guy' are still playing. i like how we have the most blatant advantage ever, having it in our gaff and all, yet nobody complains. it's like having the world cup in our country every year. this umpire's (?) telling the crowd to 'quieten down'. what a dick, these people have waited in line most of the day, i think they should do what they want. maybe a mass singalong. i'd start that if i went, you know, just a bit of kumbaya to liven up this neverending game.
yes i did write that the other day.
i got this month's q magazine in today, and guess who's on the cover? michael jackson! wahey!!! yeah he looks really scary, then again i guess he was on the verge of death when he did that photo shoot. this long article they have was written like a month ago so they basically discuss how ill he is and how big a comeback it's going to be. and they did one a while back entitled 'why jacko won't be able to do 50 dates', including such quotes as 'it's highly likely his heart will struggle under the pressure' and 'more and more of his fans will be disappointed'. well you know...
huw edwards is so cool, i saw him in green park station the other day, looking all confident like a newsreader should. he's the kind of man you'd have to listen to isn't he? everything he says is undeniable fact. i bet he could really boss his wife about. 'dear, i'm going to conduct a series of affairs with the neighbours ok? please huw you're breaking my heart! never mind, sit back down... ok huw.' i like all this staying up late business, i spend my time flicking between Dave and Gold, watching re-runs of mock the week and little britain. the latter used to really piss me off when 10 year olds would watch it and repeat all the catchphrases. although i probably did that when i first watched it, but i watched it from the 3rd episode on bbc three, so noboody would know what i was on about... WOAH paul rudd's in little britain usa, he's like one of my favourite actors!
do you ever wonder if you're living in an alternate reality? i wonder pretty much every day if i'm in my own version of the truman show, then i realise how dull my life actually is, and that nobody would watch that show. also people would be able to see me wank and that, which isn't entertainment i would make a 24hr programme about. plus i pretty much sit around all day. oh yeah, now im at home all the time, my parents have got all jealous and set me all these gay little tasks to do while theyre at work. some are ok, like 'tidy your room' or 'go to the bank', then theres other shit like 'make dinner'. MAKE DINNER!?!? how fucked up is that? a) anything more advanced than a sandwich is a risk and b) IM NOT A WOMAN! i dont mind doing a bit for myself but for other people?!?! urgh. anyway im off, after that you're either smiling, or slowly losing respect for me. latersss
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im smiling and losin respect for u at the same time:) actuli im not. i have to admit im surprised cos that was the 2nd good post in a row:D i liked the bit abou 'Huw' and his wife... how marriage shud be! yh ive thought about whether im in a truman show situation myself and came to the same conclusion, noone wud want to watch masturbation..keep posting dude:)
i suppose it would be a bit like big brother...people can't watch you when you're on the toilet, can they? Or, they might gather all the unsuitable material of you and put it all into one big gay porn film or something.
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