Thursday, 19 March 2009

blar.

Ahhhh good old blogspot. where we can all share our silly teenage views on world happenings on events from around the globe. joy for all =) i'm thinking i should make me a draft entry based on the death of jade goody, and how pleased i am that the papers can go back to reporting news, or in the Daily Express' case - Diana. Its been 12 years! Get over it! Do you think in 12 years we'll be like 'oh yeah remember that jade girl who popped her clogs like 12 years ago?' 'No, who was that?' 'Remember, that fucking racist slag one?' 'Oh her! yes i remember now!' It'll probably still be in the papers then, especially when her son's use the money to buy crack to force their smack addiction they've had since the age of 13. This is what happens when chavs get their way you know. Damn big brother, although their curséd show has thankfully only managed to inflict just the 1 minor celebrity upon us.



Anyway.... here's a game i like to play called 'pretend i know something about politics'. So.... that gordon brown... what's he playing at eh? he's all like scottish and stuff. we should bring back cromwell. from the grave. or petition outside 10 downing street for a lifelike representation of him to be created via plastic surgery to be made to rule over our country. you know who should rule the country? mr pearson. and yes that was a cheap attempt to make george and kavi respond positively :p.

so right now i'm reading the autobiography of slash (guns n roses/velvet revolver guitarist) which is really really really highly recommended. for some reason i always much prefer to read non-fiction, maybe it's because it's actually real, then again you could argue that the purpose of fiction is to 'experience something outside your own life', like films. i'd still rather read an autobiography than some ridiculous (and blasphemous) story of some annoying boy 'wizard'. it's so obviously just a description of one of rowling's acid trips... silly bitch. am i going to get sued for that? probably not. can you imagine if i wrote that in a proper news article? i'd get fired like a motherfizzer. spanish cw sucks.