Thursday, 11 September 2008

If You Knew Your History, Then You Would Know Where You're Coming From

Bob Marley is cool. but we all know that. his music makes me feel all happy and relaxed and dancey. which is weird because relaxed and dancey are opposite kinda. Bob Marley falls into the same category for me as The Beatles or RHCP or Michael Jackson. If you say 'i hate all Michael Jackson songs', then you're either lying or haven't heard much of his work. He's THAT good that everyone has a song of his they like.

Tis annoying when people say 'oh yeah i like Bob Marley because he smokes dope'. although thats part of his image/persona thing its kind of annoying because it diverts attention away from the fact he makes some buff music. i heard somewhere that you can study Bob Marley modules at some university in Jamaica. though i guess that makes sense because he's like god there. and we study god here. even if people perceive all that as codswallop.

talking of codswallop; personal statements. what a load of flannel they are. like when people say stuff like:

'ooh, ive wanted to be a doctor since i was 3'

bollocks. when i was 3 i wanted to be an astronaut. or a sheriff. or a dinosaur. now that would be cool. 'i' wanna transform into a tyrannosaurus rex, and eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets'. Nang. Some people might have known all that for years, fair enough, but not EVERYONE. you'd think the examiners would realise.

anyway im off to go and do some facebook snail photo commenting :p byeeeeeeeeeee

2 comments:

Unknown said...

GENIUS MATT! ABSOLUTELY GENIUS! you've done it again!

"Chris James" said...

I' still waiting for a new post, Matthew!