No-one Can Destroy The Metal, The Metal Will Strike You Down With A Vicious Blow

woah! i took kavis advice and had coffee. lots of it. yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

kia ora crows!
kia ora crows!
i wonder what those.
little guys knows.

not alot if you ask me cos there all dead they is. dead as a doornail. christmas carol quote. zoop. pukka pad, pukka pad. tis mad tis. sugar puff's honey monsters dead too. he did that shit crimping advert so the boosh sooed his yellow furry ass. and the coco monkey. i bet that gang of gorillas finally got him. ummmmmmmmmmmmm bongo! that was nice twas. i bet tony the tiger got deported back to wherever he came from. maybe i should call my kid(s) tony the tiger.

that's the importance of being idle you know. and you know john pantsil? his real name's john paintsil but the dudeizzle sortin out his form 4 his visa typoed it so know he has to play as john pantsil. pretty odd. forrest gump. wow i should call my kids that instead. forrest wicks. choongity. i read in the metro the other week of some whorebag gave their kid the middle name of 'umbrella' after the song. fuckin idiot. if ur naming ur kid after a song do it right. like ok whats the best song ever? hallelujah. call them that. or go really obscure. like RAPE ME! now thats a name nobody will bloody forget. we have crap names compared to these. so to conclude ill be naming my child 'forrest rape me tony the tiger hallelujah wicks' and y'all can hold me to that. maybe.

people are always like what do you want to be after uni? which is flannell because in reality id LIKE to be an astronaut. id LIKE to be an oil baron. id LIKE to put hallucinogens in miss jordan's tea, then have my english class dress up as 'death' and scare the shit out of her. id LIKE a jaguar. not a car. a real one. id ride it to school i would. just go into the quad on a panthers back then let him come to all my lessons. i would name him jeremy. he would be big and furry and nice :)